Displayed inside a glass case on the elevated floor of the MCG rests a vibrant pink suit worn by the pop star. His show in front of 100,024 spectators was considered a triumph.
It's possible you like his music. You might think he is the ultimate present to music in history. Or you could adopt a balanced view, admitting that some hits are fantastic while others are terrible.
The point being is that enjoyment can manifest in countless ways. Tastes vary. There is no one way to craft art or even Test cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Test Format
The five-day game boasts incomparable variety. One struggles to think of another sport where the playing is so dictated by external factors.
The climate, the session, the ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the playing surface.
If the long game is a form of art, the strip is the blank slate on which the cricketers create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between the old rivals was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport broken apart and reconstructed in abstract form.
It must be stated this is not a defence of the surface which resulted in a victory and the another sub-three-day finish of the contest.
Having excessive grass on the wicket, leading to numerous dismissals being taken in less than two days, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Diverse Legacy: The Core of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a inferior show, one that should be footnoted as illegitimate, is mistaken.
Test cricket is a rich tapestry, 2,615 parts and ongoing. At times, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the pace bowlers. In contrast, it grips and turns on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The thrillers are even more exciting owing to the investment committed elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are embraced more readily than others.
The argument in Melbourne was that the balance was tipped too far towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were prevented from showcasing their talents.
Test cricket is about finding solutions – assessing the conditions and adjusting effectively. The two highest individual scores were made by acknowledged stars. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the fans who have experienced a long drought that this lacked spectacle.
In a corner of the stadium, a sea of people made noise and chanted, producing a carnival vibe in a stronghold of sport.
There was belief as the bowlers surged, advantage when batters responded, and rapturous celebration when the result was achieved.
Contrasting Examples: The Variety of Test Matches
The MCG has a history with pitch problems. In the past, a Test there featured a strip with all the life of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a marathon, with few wickets and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the spectrum – one is not more the standard, yet value can be ascribed to both.
At this stage into the current series, it is the two-day matches that will be most remembered in the memory.
"Far from being the end of the format at all," observed a veteran. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been treated to some real entertainment. A unique show."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this match, the leader talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The team responded for him, restoring the joy to his persona.
Emerging talents delivered with key contributions. These are small positives, not nearly enough to secure long-term futures, but something to use as a platform.
In the end, this triumph joins other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the crowd slipped away into a beautiful night, the players assembled on the turf to begin their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, lads. This victory was hard-fought.